JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!
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04-13-2025, 06:23 AM -
A man was in a locker room getting dressed after a workout. There were four other guys in there either getting ready or finishing up. He reached over and picked up the phone on the bench that was ringing and put it on speaker. “Hello” he says. “Hi honey. Are you still at the club?” “Yes, he answered. “I’ll be leaving in about ten minutes or so.” “ Okay”, she said. “I’m at the shops. I just found a beautiful leather jacket that I really like. It’s  only $2000.00. Can I buy it??” Without hesitation he said, “Sure, it’s okay.” She continued saying, “On the way here I stopped at the Lexus dealership to look over the new models. I found one I like in the right color.” He asked her, “How much is it?” “It’s $90,000”, she answered. “Hmm, well okay” he said. “But for that price, I want all the options too.” “Okay”, she said. “And by the way, the realtor called.” “That house we wanted last year is back on the market for $980,000.” He thought for a second then said, “Why don’t you take a look at it. If it’s still what you want, make an offer for $900,000. They‘ll probably take it. We can pay the other $80,000 if we have to.” “Okay” she said. “Thanks honey. I love you.!!”  Smiling, he said, “Love you too, bye.”
The other four guys in the locker room were standing there speechless, their mouths hanging open, eyes glazed over. 
He held the phone up and said, “She seems really nice. —- Anyone know whose phone this is.??”

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RE: JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!! - by Hobbit99 - 04-13-2025, 06:23 AM

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