Yesterday, 08:24 AM -
A man was sitting in a bar contemplating the rest of his evening. He wasn't sure about his chances but was hoping to find some female companionship. It was a pretty quiet evening, but before too long a good looking woman came in and walked over next to him. She smiled and he instantly thought that she was very attractive for her age. He ordered her a drink and they sat quietly talking for a few minutes before she asked him "How old do you think I am.?" Being careful, he said "Well, I would guess you are in your early forties." She laughed, and then whispered to him, "I'm 62 !!" After a couple more drinks, she asked him, "Have you ever had a "Sportsman's Double"??" Not knowing what she meant, he replied, "No I haven't. I'm sure I would have remembered." She said, "It's a 3-way with a mother and her daughter." He smiled, and thought that this good-looking woman would probably have a beautiful daughter. He told her, "That sounds like a wonderful experience." She nodded, took him by the arm and led him from the bar. When they arrived at her house they entered and stood looking around at the beautiful home. Then she took his hand and started walking up the stairs. She giggled a little, asked him if he was ready, then said, .... "Wait until you meet my mom.!!"

"A Reasoned Response From A Reasonable Mind"