JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

Forrest Gump passed away and was met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomed him... "Hi Forrest, it's good to see you. Unfortunately it's getting crowded up here so we've had to start doing a quick entry test before you can come in." Forrest said, "Well, okay. I hope it's not too hard. I've already done one test today." St. Peter shook his head and said, "No... it's only three questions." "Good" said Forrest, "My momma used to tell me that "Life was like a final exam...it's hard." "That's true", said St. Peter. "But here are your three questions." "First: What two days of the week start with "T"?, Second; How many seconds are there in a year?, And third; What is God's first name?" Surprisingly, Forrest didn't hesitate. He said, "Well, the two days of the week are "Today" and "Tomorrow". St. Peter hesitated then said, "That wasn't the answer I was expecting. But you have a point. I'll give you credit for that one." Forrest then said, "There are 12 seconds in a year." "One each month... January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd ...." St Peter stopped him and said, "Well, that's not what I meant, but I see your point. I'll give you credit for that one too." Then Forrest lifted his head after thinking for a minute and said, "God's first name is Andy" St. Peter was completely lost. He asked Forrest how he decided the name was Andy. Forrest told him it was easy, "We sing about it in Sunday School every week. --- Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own."

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and ushered Forrest through, saying --- "Run, Forrest, Run." !!!